Rules of the blog

#1: Anything that I could concieve of as possibly being offensive, crude, or tasteless, or basically anything having to do with the parts of being young that my parents pretend they never experienced, will be in bold font. This will allow some readers to skim over any potentially PG-13 bits, and others to skip right to them. I have never blogged before and might never again, but it beats mass emails, so like Everybody Loves Raymond, I'm aiming for the largest demographic possible.

#2: I have no idea what my internet situation is going to be like, so I don't know how often I'll be updating. I do know that my updates will be hastily done, poorly thought-out, and failing to achieve the humor or seriousness for which I was so obviously straining. I'm just apologizing in advance.

#3: Comments are encouraged, even mean-spirited ones.